And this is how they turned out. Okay, so wrinkly figs and melting ice cream could be more photogenic, but you'll just have to believe me when I say they were nectar-like. Eat your minxy, doe-eyed heart out, Sophie Dahl:
Just how adorable are those little fists?
Note to self, in order to avoid awkward situations is imperative to repeat following mantra at all times: must not steal him. Must not steal him. Must not steal him.