Therese la Tease and Madame la Moue give Zoe their opinion of a pair of Therese la Tease's *tiny* vintage pinstripe linen trousers:
MLM: 'Ooh, nautical! SO this season.' Zoe: 'Um, I can't actually breathe...' TLT: 'Maybe if I just... Oh dear, does anyone know first aid?'
Despite the freely-flowing cava, things were remarkably civilised during the early part of the evening:
Sadly, however, this was not to last, as Madame la Moue ignored the golden rule of drinking: if you can no longer raise the glass to your mouth, it's time to stop. I love the way she already has the paracetamol to hand - such a pro:
MLM: 'Aww... Antonellaaa... But you're my Sicilian princess...' Antonella: 'Must keep smiling. Must keep smiling. Oh God, only 12 hours to go before I can leave this madhouse.'
Come back tomorrow to see my pick of the best looks from the swish. Too fabulous, I promise...